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Anonymous wondered: tell us your most embarrassing story

jesusinc:

jesusinc:

So a while back i was at this party and i was the first girl to arrive and there were like 20 guys already there, we were all siting around, having a beer and whatnot when the dj arrived. So all the guys went out the front of the house to help set up the dj gear and it was just me sitting there alone in the backyard for like 5 minuets. I stood up to go follow them bc i was getting really bored when i realized something, my period had gone through my white pants and stained the while chair, i was humiliated, i had no idea what to do, i could hear the guys were coming back and i had to do something quick, time was running out. So i grabbed the chair, ran like 10 meters and threw it over the fence into the neighboring yard, i quickly walked back and tied my jacket around my waist. The guys soon returned and didn’t suspect a thing, i am amazing.

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" All I wanna be, all I ever wanna be is, somebody to you"
Somebody to You // The Vamps

tsukihi:

IM DEAD AS HELL

tsukihi:

IM DEAD AS HELL


Orange is The New Black 

  • Season 1:  I fucking hate Pornstache
  • Season 2:  Pornstache isn't that bad. I fucking hate Vee

quentintortellini:

pen pals with benefits


substiel:

Some guy just whistled at me while driving by and my dad goes “don’t worry, that was for me”


lokid-fallen-angel:

castiel-the-pimp:

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You know why we see Dean sleep on his stomach most of the time?

Because he doesn’t want to wake up

and see someone he loves on the ceiling

NO GO TO YOUR ROOM



panic-at-the-blog:

Cool life hack: Only ever buy yourself band t-shirts so that then when you see an actual shirt that you think is kinda cute your mom will buy it for you immediately because she’s just happy that it isn’t another band shirt.


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